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This stupid little bastard wont DIE. Help please!

Sat May 2, 2009, 9:12 PM
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: AC/DC
  • Reading: Copperbolt
  • Eating: bleeding steak
  • Drinking: juice
I'm doing my bug project.
It's not working out so well.
I caught a roach.
So this cockroach had been in my jar for hours.
It looks very dead.
So I took the damn thing out. Shoved the pin in it, and put it in the box.
In the middle of the night I hear this scritchy scratchy noise and turn on the light and the stupid cockroach is trying to crawl away while it's got the pin shoved through it!
I freaking poisoned and impaled it then poisoned it AGAIN and it's still at the bottom of the jar with the pin shoved through it and its wiggling and trying to escape!
wtf kind of creature can be poisoned twice, impaled, and it still lives!!!
I think I will name is Rasputin.
The poison was strong enough to kill a huge moth and a huge beetle in ten minutes but it wont kill the damn roach after a whole day and impalement?!
Dude this bug is weird... I cant even squish it...
It needs to DIE.
Anyone know how to kill a roach??
It's still trying to crawl off the pin.
If you have any ideas let me know please. Apparently I can't turn it in if it's still alive. . .
~Jess

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:iconelartwyne:
hahaha realy am nuclear cant kill that roach poison is not beter enuf try to inject him wit that poison and pin that wit a srong pushpin in the hot ray of a sun>> or drown that w/ a formalin

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:iconthepencilspuppet:
What a fitting name >>
I'd try drowning it.
The real Rasputin was stabbed, then when that failed fed wine and cakes laced with cyanide, shot in the back and drowned in a river. Cause of death? The drowning.
:icondragonwolf15:
I had a friend do this with a bug once. The bug was in the jar for 2 days and it would not die then she stabbed it with a pin and it was still alive. She took another pin and stabbed it in the head and it was still alive. She then chose to let the bug go because it survived the torture, but because the bug was stabbed in the head, when he got his freedom back he walk in circles to the right. It was so funny.

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